# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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