I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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