I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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