His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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