No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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