Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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