What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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