We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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