In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
just tell him i said nine months
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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