I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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