"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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