Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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