Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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