Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
You dont lie about slip and slides
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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