I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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