If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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