We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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