I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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