Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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