Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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