PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
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