Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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