Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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