Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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