On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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