Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
it's like iHOP with fire
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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