All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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