I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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