remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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