so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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