You're my little dorito
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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