We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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