My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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