omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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