I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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