party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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