It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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