this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Watching her eat just hurts me
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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