I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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