Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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