We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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