He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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