Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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