absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
4 words: hood of his car
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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