Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
sex in a hospital.. check
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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