Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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