Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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