Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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