I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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