I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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