i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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