Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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