you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
she peed on how many people?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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