finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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