Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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