Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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