Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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