Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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