I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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